There's
a rumor swiftly circulating throughout the underground music scene that
The Echo Orbiter are mentally unstable and that their strange behavior
is attributed to excessive drug use and lack of a decent religion. In
fact, it's been recently proven that Nickelodeon, and its decision to
re-air that silly "The Monkees" television show in the 80's,
is the guilty party. We've managed to get in touch with the mother of
Justin and Colin Emerle, who are the founders of The Echo Orbiter. "The
Monkees were a staple on our family television" Mother of the brothers
revealed. "Colin had to be taken to our local funny farm, and Justin
had to be rushed to the hospital. Apparently Colin decided to roll Justin
down the street in a bed..... it wasn't a good idea considering he decided
to pull this off on a major highway." She concluded, "It was
so sad to see what became of my young little Justin after this incident.
For years the only thing he was able to say was 'I'm a Believer'".
This, perhaps, may be one Echo Orbiter mystery that can be laid to rest.
There's
a rumor swiftly circulating throughout the underground music scene that
The Echo Orbiter are mentally unstable and that their strange behavior
is attributed to excessive drug use and lack of a decent religion. In
fact, it's been recently proven that Nickelodeon, and its decision to
re-air that silly "The Monkees" television show in the 80's,
is the guilty party. We've managed to get in touch with the mother of
Justin and Colin Emerle, who are the founders of The Echo Orbiter. "The
Monkees were a staple on our family television" Mother of the brothers
revealed. "Colin had to be taken to our local funny farm, and Justin
had to be rushed to the hospital. Apparently Colin decided to roll Justin
down the street in a bed..... it wasn't a good idea considering he decided
to pull this off on a major highway." She concluded, "It was
so sad to see what became of my young little Justin after this incident.
For years the only thing he was able to say was 'I'm a Believer'".
This, perhaps, may be one Echo Orbiter mystery that can be laid to rest.